P.S: I am adding a black band to my blog header in order to protest against the terror attacks in Mumbai…
Let us all do this!
Inspired my different people’s bucket lists and after having watched that beautiful movie myself, I’ve decided to create my own list!
*Fly a bright colored kite that has my face painted on it
*Sing in front of a HUGE audience and hear the applause
*Own an orchard
*Buy a giant stuffed polar bear
* Ride on an albatross
*Run on the sea shore with my arms wide open, at dawn
*Visit New Zealand
*Go sky diving
*Whistle, without it sounding like a pressure- cooker
*Prove to the world that I can be what I aspire to be
*Play tennis with Sania Mirza and win 😀
* Meet Rahul Dravid and go for a piggy back ride!! 😉
* To be in the cockpit of a jet plane
*Meet an Edward Cullen 😛
* Own two horses… One pitch black and the other brown their names being Onyx and Garnet
* Learn how to play basket ball and be good at it!
I am outta my hibernation… But you’d probably see my go back to sleeping again! 😛
Things have been playing in ‘fast forward’ mode in my head….
What does one do when nothing seems to be going right?
To keep thinking positive… When you are in pressure cooker situations?
When your moods swing wildly! And to mention the fact that someone said that mine fluctuate at the rate of 100 per second!
When you are forced to sleep at 12.00 and get up at 4.30 so as to cover up portions?
Rush to coaching classes in the morning at 6.00 and rush to school from there… Come back and rush to class again
Just accept the situation?
And keep deluding yourself… Thinking that this will last only 7 months?
For crying out loud!
Does 7 months seem short to anybody? Can any person survive the 7 months if they’re being traumatized?
IF you don’t have the space to do the things you like?
Really beats me! 😐
P.S: To all those who think I’m gonna kill myself… I can assure you that that’s not gonna happen!
I haven’t turned into a coward I am not a coward!
Peace out! 😐
To cross the bottomless pit that leads straight to Hell.
A single swinging rope hanging from an unknown part of the sky.
At the bottom of the bottomless pit 😀 lies all manner of pain and ugliness. On the other side lies the closest thing one can find to happiness.
Note:For true happiness, one must give up one’s material possessions and live the life of a Buddhist monk with a shaved head, dressed in a saffron rag in a mud hut bang in the middle of the Siachen glacier.
1. Pray a little before you begin.
2. Stand 10 feet from the ledge of the bottomless pit.
3. Wait for the swinging rope to come as possible to the edge of the abyss.
4. Take a running leap and grab hold of the oscillating rope just as it begins to swing back to wherever the hell it came from.
5. Ride it safely to the other side.
Happiness and satisfaction…or the closest one can get to it without actually giving up one’s Ferrari (see theory).
1. Time your leap such that you don’t drop into the abyss thereby sentencing yourself to burn for all eternity.
2. Do nothing to stimulate the sweat glands during the duration of the journey.
3. Do NOT look down or to the northeast.
Note: To the northeast lies the entire cast of Bay watch Hawaii.
Sources of Error:
1. One may make the mistake of reading this experiment.
Yes, I know its just under 12 hours before my physics quarterlies but I am absolutely saturated with LCR circuits, retentivity, Lens makers formula and the YDSE…
I had just finished with my practicals on Friday… The experiments and all were okay, In all three subjects…
But the worst 15 minutes in those three hours are undoubtedly those disastrous, absolutely tormenting viva sessions… :O
The only thing about vivas is that I can’t stand them….
Having my name being called seems like as though I’m being interviewed by the CBI for some crime committed…
Heres what I do in EVERY viva…
Get all tongue tied and just stare blankly at the teacher’s face…
The questions varying from the special adaptive features of Potomogeton to the terminal voltage being lesser in value than EMF, all I can see is the teacher’s wide eyes scrutinizing me and rubbishing all those answers I attempt to give 😐
Those stupid lizard noises.. (thu thu thu..)
Am I the making of another Hari?? :O
Going to some stuff nicer..
Kudos, Micheal Phelps!!
An achievement that’d have to be sung like a ballad never heard before!! 🙂
Why are ‘apart’ments stuck together?
Who teaches spiders which leg to put forward first, when they start walking?
Why is inspiration momentary, while depression is more permanent?
Is it ok to kill a mockingbird if you realize that it is a crow in disguise?
12th GRADE…. Need I say more??
I have hardly completed 3 months in 12th grade, that pressure is mounting up in all propotions! At least 3 tests are held in scool every week… And a test for an hour and a half every sunday followed by classes for 4 hours in coaching classes….
And don’t have misconceptions of any sort…. I go to this coaching centre on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday!!
I’ll just let you know some of the books I am expected to look into:
And how could I forget??
The irony is that, the ACE ( which is the coaching center) coordinator expects me to take borrow books from the library for the simple reason that he thinks I have the “capability” to do well “wonders”!! *Buh*
GOD, please save me….
P.S: I have forgotten to mention about the NCERT books…. they are supposedly “VERY IMPORTANT”
And read English.. to put yourself to bed!!