Archive for the 'Ultimate weirdness' Category

Looking beyond the stars

November 3, 2008

Inspired my different people’s bucket lists and after having watched that beautiful movie myself, I’ve decided to create my own list!

*Fly a bright colored kite that has my face painted on it
*Sing in front of a HUGE audience and hear the applause
*Own an orchard
*Buy a giant stuffed polar bear
* Ride on an albatross
*Run on the [...]

Experiment of life

August 29, 2008

Objective:
To cross the bottomless pit that leads straight to Hell.
Apparatus:
A single swinging rope hanging from an unknown part of the sky.
Theory:
At the bottom of the bottomless pit    lies all manner of pain and ugliness. On the other side lies the closest thing one can find to happiness.
Note:For true happiness, one must give up [...]

Random musings

June 28, 2008

Why are ‘apart’ments stuck together?
Who teaches spiders which leg to put forward first, when they start walking?

Why is inspiration momentary, while depression is more permanent?
Is it ok to kill a mockingbird if you realize that it is a crow in disguise?

The Paper Princess

April 12, 2008

Once upon a time, there was the Paper King.
He had a sheaf of daughters, all very pretty and white. He had so many of them that he just named them One, Two, Three, and so on. His favourite was the youngest, whom he called Theend.
One day, their old yellowed and crinkled aunt took the Paper [...]

The Tag

March 13, 2008

People have asked me to do this ‘about me’ tag….
So here goes!!
Ten things you wish you could say to people right now (don’t take names)
1. I miss you, I wish you were here with me!!
2. Please leave me alone, I can do things by myself…
3. I do get serious when it really does matter.
4. What [...]

Duping Murphy

January 26, 2008

Disclaimer: None of what is about to follow is scientific. I am aware that Physics, if given eyes to read this, and hands to wield a hammer with, will read this and beat me to pulp!!!
I think there’s a murphy’s law that goes something like “only when you absolutely give up on something, do you [...]

Hands

December 24, 2007

There’s all these things hanging and jutting out in a lotta weird ways from our bodies (or from the core of our bodies ?) and i’m wondering why i haven’t put a lot of them to better use.
My hands especially- i’ve never really used them for much. apart from the eating, cleaning, moving them while [...]

Movies…

November 3, 2007

Movies, especially the Indian variety, have the nicest of endings. Ten minutes before the climax, everything is chaos. The girl is almost going to get married to the villain who has through the most machiavellian of means managed to convince the girl that he is the one that she should be marrying and not her [...]